Maddy Douglass

Knitter, lawyer, and safer beauty advocate in San Francisco. 

Loves coffee, crafting, and cheese plates.  


Pearls of Wisdom

Dad: Why do you think those poles have the little hats?

Me: So birds don't sit there and poop on them?

Dad: I think you're right.

Me: ...if I was a bird, I'd try to fly over and poop on it anyway.

(Sometimes I think I'm funny.)

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It's about time.